ALL-NEW ULTIMATES #1
MICHEL FIFFE (W) • AMILCAR PINNA (A)
COVER BY DAVID NAKAYAMA
VARIANT BY DAVID MARQUEZ
THE NEXT GENERATION OF ULTIMATES IS HERE!!!
• SPIDER- MAN, BLACK WIDOW, KITTY PRYDE, BOMBSHELL, CLOAK & DAGGER officially unite to tackle the vicious, rampant crime wave overtaking Hell’s Kitchen!
• DIAMONDBACK leads the teen gang, the SERPENT SKULLS, as they run West Midtown’s drug and weapons trade & deal in murderous citywide terror!
• Detective Brigid O’Reilly and her anti- gang unit are on the hunt for a serial mask killer called SCOURGE; they get close but not without some casualties!
• Written by Michel Fiffe, the creator of the acclaimed indie series COPRA
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
My mother used to grab the hand touching her butt, lift it in the air and shout “Does this hand belong to anybody? Anybody lost it?”
When you know how quiet and laid back she usually is, this is a pretty big deal
I JUST PEED MYSELF
MY DOG JUST FREAKED OUT AND I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING
unHOLY FUCKER OF MOTHERS
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish